AN OPEN LETTER TO SANJAY LEELA BHANSALI

May 15, 2008

Dear Sanjay,
We hear you are venturing on a new film called Bajirao Mastani. It is based on the life of Bajirao, his wife Kashibai and his mistress Mastani. It is a true life story. Right?

Well Sanjay. If you are reading this letter we have a fantastic suggestion. A suggestion that will make this movie a super duper hit. You have to attest to your STAR DIRECTOR throne after the flop of Saawariya right?
We know you ave already casted Abhishek Bachchan and Aishwarya Rai for the role of Bajirao and Kashibai. Fantastic choice. Your original muse, Aishwarya will look stunning as Kashibai and her she will definitely deliver under your guidance.

Also Abhishek will be a very excellent choice as he is in the peak of his career and well, he is a fantastic actor now isn’t he?

You are still looking for an actress for the role of Mastani. Aren’t you Sanjay. We have the Perfect Mastani for you. Rani Mukherjee.

She will be the perfect mistress. She is the best actress around now isn’t she? She was amazing in Blacka and was the only highlight in Saawariya wasn’t she? Besides, her rather “colourful” relationship with both Abhishek (ROMANCE) and Aishwarya (CHALTE CHALTE) will add the needed publicity for the film.

No darling, do not worry if the two btiches will claw their fingers on ech other’s faces. They are too proffessional for that. You forget that these two are the best of friends.

Aish says she loves Rani. Look at the video.

And Rani says she will be friends with Aish forever. You don’t believe us? Look at the video.

What are you waiting for Sanjay. They will behave do not worry about them. If they start to spit at each other’s faces, bring Madhuri in. The momma will slap the living daylights out of them.

And we hear Amitabh will play an important role essaying the film? Please no, get him out. The greatest Indian actor but please Sanjay, you are making a box office movie. Because you know why?

If Amitabh were to be in the film, he will definitely bring his wife, Jaya, that possessed whore who think sh is all that. We all know she isn’t right Sanjay. Yes, pick Kiron Kher. She is amazing.

Ok Back to the topic, if Jaya is in the sets, this film will never see the light of day. Jaya will poison your mind to get Rani off the movie. We do not want that now do we? Hello Sanjay, RANI, ABHISHEK and AISHWARYA. Box Office, National Awards, Filmfare, Zee Cine, Nomination for Oscar, IIFA, everything baby. Everything.

Do not settle for less.

Get Rani now.

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