BLAAAAAAKE WRITES EROTIC DIRTY MESSAGES…NOT TO AMY
July 1, 2008
The Sun reports that Amy Wino’s Blake has been writing sex letters with some girl who’s also in the jail.
It all started when Melissa Goldstone wrote Blake to wish him luck in beating heroin. Melissa’s currently in jail for supplying class A drugs. Blake wrote Melissa back and soon the two were doing sexy times through letters.
In one letter, Blake writes, “I squeeze your throat whilst your sucking me and I ask you if your a dirty bitch. At most we’ve got to wait ten weeks for the best snog of our lives!! Miss you Lissy, love and rockets, your Blakey x x x.”
Blae also told Lissy that Wino knows about their “friendship” and it turns her on. He hinted at a possible threesome with Wino.
In other letters, he promised to set Lissy up with a house. He told her they would go to Thailand together on a fuck and drug trip. Blake talked about Wino a little bit, “Everyone blames the drugs for her being a fucking mess (or they blame me), but to be honest I’ve done drugs all my fucking life and it didn’t turn me into a complete fuck . . . well a little bit I guess.”
He ended the letter with, “love love love and long leather gloves. Your Blakey x x x.”
How nice. Fuck Shakespeare, we have a new literary god of our times now.
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AMY WINEHOUSE THE WAX FIGURE
June 30, 2008
Amy Winehouse is about to be immortalized in wax. The five-time Grammy Award winner will be honored with a statue at the World-Famous Madame Tussauds Wax Museum in London.
The wax figure, which’ll be unveiled later this year, will feature Winehouse’s signature beehive hairdo and assortment of decorative pin-up girl tattoos.
“We are really pleased to be creating Amy; she is a real icon in modern British music, a continual award winner, and an internationally recognized star widely requested by our guests,” says Madame Tussauds General Manager Edward Fuller.
Who the fuck requests for Amy Winehouse? Wait, a real icon in modern British music? Is the General Manager of Madamme Tussauds sharing crack with Amy Winehouse???
Anyways, it would be almost impossible to create a was figure of Amy Winehouse because they have to figure out how to make the was figure scream “Blaaaaaaaaaaaaake” every 2 minutes.
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What is the similarities between these three “Performers” who have performed at Glastonbury?
All three are losers.
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DON’T THROW THINGS AT AMY WINEHOUSE. SHE WILL HIT YOU.
June 30, 2008
Amy Winehouse performed at Glastonbury. She was acting all nutty and shit. Ok that is not fair, she is nutty and shitty on an everyday basis.
Anyways, during her set, she shouted Blaaake a million times and told the crowd he’s getting out in to weeks. When Wino mentioned Blaaaake, the crowd booed and she responded, “Don’t boo. I’ll find your phone and ring your mum and tell them about your bad manners. Manners cost you nothing.”
Nyeahahahahahaha. And then she went down to the audience members and one of the audience members threw something at her, like a hat or something. Bitch completely had an eppy. There was a scuffle, she kinda elbowed the poor girl (that girl deserves it anyways considering that she knows she is messing with Amy Winehouse). Hahahaha. Here is the video below:
During Amy Wino’s tour de trainwreck performance at Glastonbury yesterday, she called Kanye West a “cunt” during one of her songs. Below is the video of Wino singing “I’m not openiiiing for a cunt like Kaaaaaanyeeeeeee-aaa-eeeee.” It’s at the 2-minute mark.
And this was what Kanye posted at his blog:
(Oh, these kinda things make our day)
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AMY WINEHOUSE MADE IT TO THE NELSON MANDELA CONCERT
June 28, 2008
And we are so proud of her…She pulled it off on this important occasion, she sang and she sore.
TINSEL GURUS WEEKLY ROUNDUP WEEK 3
June 25, 2008
AMY WINEHOUSE IS OFFICIALLY DISEASED
June 23, 2008
Huge shocker — crack, cigarette and who-knows-what-else smoking trainwreck Amy Winehouse has a lung disease.
Wino’s father, Mitch, spilled the beans on her hospitalization, admitting the 24-year-old has contracted emphysema — the same disease Johnny Carson died from when he 79.
Mitch told the Daily Mail, “With smoking crack cocaine and the cigarettes her lungs are all gunked up … She’s got 70 per cent lung capacity.”
Amy has been in the hospital since collapsing in her London home last week.
We don’t wish her death but we wish her luck. Because only she is responsible for all this.
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WHEN IS AMY WINEHOUSE DYING? WE WANT TO KNOW.
June 21, 2008
SHE DOESN’T HAVE TUBRCULOSIS.
The still-hospitalized Amy Winehouse is suffering from a chest infection.
The Sun’s report of Amy coughing up blood was refuted by a Wino mouthpiece.
Doctors have reportedly discovered that the songstress has an irregular heartbeat, which - in addition to her severe drug abuse - could also be attributed to her years long battle with eating disorders.
A ‘close friend’ told the Brit rag, “Amy is in a bad way. Doctors are still struggling to control her heartbeat but the chest condition has been really worrying them.”
Another source is quoted saying, “Things sound really bad, but at least now they have found something specific it will be easier to keep her in hospital and free from drugs.
Amy is still undergoing tests and doctors will soon decide whether she is able to keep her upcoming performing commitments later this month (Glastonbury, Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday celebration).
Her rep says, “She would really love to do the show – she always wants to do these things. But she will listen to her doctors.”
RIHANNA SEARCHING FOR ANOTHER GREAT DUET
June 18, 2008
She has underlined how their voices are very different each other, but she thinks that it would be wonderful to listen to them togheter” Morevoer, it would be a trio composed by 3 outstanding female artits.
So, in some months maybe we’ll have a good surprise and we can listen to a new great track, singed by these special singers, all togheter or in duets.
Rihanna isn’t new to music collaborations, so it’s probrably that we’ll have this gift from her. From the start of her musical career, she has partecipated in about 8 duets with worldwide popstar like her (bands and singers).
Among the most famous: “Rihanna feat Jay-Z - Umbrella”, that was on top of worls music charts for some months; “Rihanna feat Ne-Yo - Hate that I love you”, an unforgettable love song; and “Rihanna feat Zedstar - Unfaithful (remix)”, the wonderful song that brings in the world of the popstars the blond singer.
At the end she said: “I love Amy. I think she’s great, so unique. I love her album. And I also love what Duffy is doing, she’s brilliant, as well.”
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AMY WINEHOUSE IS O-V-E-R
June 8, 2008
Amy Winehouse faces ruin after being caught on camera revelling in SEX in a public place, out of her head in a CRACK den and singing an astonishing RACIST chant.
Our bombshell revelations— based on sickening video footage and over 100 shocking still photos—will stun fans and threaten to torpedo troubled Amy’s rock career.
Click Here for the videos and all the shocking pictures.
Be warned.
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