So, someone who works at Petit Tresor has apparently blabbed again to a tabloid about some celebrity’s baby news. Someone who works at the high-end baby boutique told OK! Magazine that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are expecting a boy.

The snitch said, “They made it very clear that it was a boy. Almost everything [they picked out] is blue.” This is referring to their registry list, which also included little baby t-shirts and bibs with the words “yummy,” “loved,” and “hunk” embroidered on them.

They forgot other important bibs like fag, emo, ikissboys, boyskissme, eyeliner lover, fall out boy is my god, you can get outta my head, jessica the tramp is my aunt y’all etc.
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I don’t understand the whole tying of strings on your forehead. What is the significance of that.

It obviously doesn’t put your hair in place.

So what does it do? Make you look like a retard.

No I think it makes you look like a pregnant gypsy. (I was talking about Asshole Simpson all this while)

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Jessica simpson is dating tony romo. Jessica simpson sister is married. Jessica simpson is incestuous. Jessica Simpson can’t sing. Jessica simpson needs to go away.
All of the above is nothing but the truth.

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IF YOU GOT IT, FLAUNT IT.

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I screw both sisters. As in i screw both Simpsons. Sometimes the father too.

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Pete Wentz was caught spending some time with new bf John Mayer at John’s West Hollywood home yesterday. The tattooed lover-friends (is this a new trend?) were peering out the window and John was taking some pictures with a very long lens…oooook.

John wrote a pretty gushy post on his blog about his friend, saying, “You’re one of the best eggs in the music industry, hands down. With as much talent as you have, I’d expect you’d have some eccentric ego, but from what I can tell you seem to have none. (That actually makes you more talented, by way of some crazy cosmic arithmetic.) Every time we get the chance to hang I’m inspired by your creativity.”

Considering that Pete Wentz have showed his goods to all the gay pervs in the world and John Mayer had reportedly (and this is true since Perez did a lie detector test and he passed) had kissed possibly one of the most famous queens around, we have very little to speculate.
In fact we would rather that John Mayer turn gay than be with a witch. The witch being Jennifer Aniston. Witch. Witch. Witch. Hex her somebody!!!
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“The Dog Ate My Tour”

Dear friends, fans, lurkers, stalkers and shittalkers! I’m really sorry to announce that I’m going to postpone my tour this summer. My team gave me a few reasons I could use:
1. jury duty (but you can get out of jury duty once)
2. creative differences (but I’m a solo artist so that didn’t make sense)
3. not in the mood/have a headache (wait, that was an excuse for Pete! and it didn’t work. See next reason)
4. the baby …and that’s where I drew the line.
The truth is I want to put on an amazing show for you the next time I come to your town. I promise I will be back, better than ever and ready to rock out.
Until then,
Love,
Ashlee.
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Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson is having a child together and the pair have finally spoken out about it.

The newlyweds released a statement Wednesday night announcing the happy baby news.

They say:

“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.

- Pete and Ashlee Wentz”

Oh fuck off you two annoying gits.

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Somewhere inside and outside, Jessica Simpson is CRYING LOUDLY.
That’s why she needs to do wind it up with TONY so that the photogrpahers won’t foget that SHE STILL EXIST. And alos it’s so nice to see Nicole RIchie and Joel Madden present at the wedding.
Bur we can’t deny the fact that, the wedding is beautiful. Chehk out the “Alice In Wonderland” Big clock cake. ORIGINAL
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Newlyweds ASH AND PETE were finally spotted by the paparazzi after their wedding – arriving at their hotel in New York City on Thursday night (May 22).
The Outta My Head singer and her Fall Out Boy rocker hubby were returning from their honeymoon in the Caribbean – stopping at Miami airport for a connecting flight before making it to the Big Apple.
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