Christina Aguilera hires babysitters when she wants to have sex with husbandJordan Bratman.The ‘Dirrty’ singer – who gave birth to the couple’s first child, Max, inJanuary – insists their baby is their priority but the couple also need tospend time alone.She told America’s Glamour magazine: “We make sure we have mommy and daddynights out. Our child comes first, obviously, but there are certain thingsyou can do. Once we know he’s in good hands, we go out late at night andhave a few drinks. Then we’ll come home, dim the lights and do our thing.and I’m not going into any more detail than that!”
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Acting all gangster with your hands up and pout like a dumb whore? Check.

Put you fingers in your vagina? Check.

Pull another girl’s hair? Check.

Fling you blonde hair all around the room? Check.

Mum of The Year? Oh yes. Please. Give it to her. Dina Lohan can NEVER do this in a million years.

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“EAT THAT JENNIFER ANISTON YOU FUCKING SLUT”

“LOOK AT MY UNINTERESTING WEDDING PHOTOS AND MY HUSBAND STILL LOOKS GREASY!!!”
“HOW MY EYELASHES NEVER FALL OFF”

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Something is wrong with her tatas. One looks like they cannot hold it any longer and it is going to fall smashing down the floor.

Poor Christina. She still has her fake eyelashes on.

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TRANNY MOMMY

May 15, 2008


Does Christina Aguilera sleep with her fake eyelashes on?

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At the Christian Dior Cruise 2009 Collection at Gustavino’s in New York City on Monday.

If you add the amount of make up that both Jennifer and Christina wears, yo might be surprised. It is heavier than your bloody furniture.

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She and her boys went to the zoo during the mother’s day weekend.Gwen sure knows how to loook stunning, even just goin to out to the zoo. She still dresses up properly. UNLIKE.

Who used to look like a whore got pregnant.

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DRUNK MAMA

May 2, 2008



New mom Christina Aguilera gets a helping hand from music exec husband Jordan Bratman after leaving the launch party of the Crown Bar in Hollywood on Wednesday.
Did Xtina have one too many drinks?

Christina, 27, walked out noticeably dizzy (tipsy?) as her husband helped carry her out of the bar. But when Xtina does get bad press or criticized for situations such as this, she always looks on the bright side of things.

Like how she imagine her husband to be a tranny.

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Christina Aguilera is one of the cover girls for People en Español’s 50 Most Beautiful 2008 issue.

“I love Latin culture. It’s fire and passion, and I definitely want to instill that in my son,” Christina said her son Max.

You see, Christina is beautiful Head down cos from the neck up she looks like a very lazy drag queen doing his makeup.
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What is wrong here?

March 7, 2008

We can’t pen it down. NO seriously. Why is she looking all spastic plastic. Did she had a fight with her make -up artiste or so?

Anyway, Christina said,she was honored to work with Stephen, “Stephen and I have been friends for many years and working together on this campaign and this collection has been an incredible experience. He’s a wonderful designer with a creative spirit and innovative vision and I am honored to be a part of it all.”
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