Run for cover. This is how Clay Aiken’s child would look like. Except of course he won’t be eveil. He will be wearing a tutu and glitter all over his hair.

If it is a girl, military boots and a spiky hairdo.

Things never go right with Clay Aiken anyways.

(Image: Celebridiot)

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Clay Aiken impregnated someone and is expected to soon be a baby daddy!

Jaymes Foster, Clay’s producer and best friend, was artificial inseminated with the 29-year-old singer’s sperm, according to TMZ. Clay will reportedly have an active role in raising the child.
Foster, 50, produced several of Clay’s CDs and is the sister of record mogul David Foster.

A rep for Foster says, “By the way she looks great, glowing and very happy. She and Clay have been good friends for a long time.”

Yeah, what do you expect. Of course artificial insemination. Like Clay would drop his pants and make love to a woman.

(Image: Google)

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April 23, 2008

Get your gay hands off our favourite supermodel!!!

Clay Aiken helps talk show host Tyra Banks celebrate her 500th episode by giving her audience tickets to Spamalot in NYC on Monday.

It should be titles SPERMALOT.

Having said that, Clay Aiken annoys the fucking shit out of me. Even Tyra’s weave looks like its going off.

(Image: Just Jared)

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April 10, 2008

Where he was, what was he doing is not important. What is important is that our blog will now be uglier than what it should be.

His face looks like it was made using plasticine and then sprayed paint white and then use pubic hair of a dying sick old redhead for the hair and a bad pencil to carve his features. Disgusting.

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Is This Clay Aiken?

March 24, 2008

Photoshop can make an ugly person uglier, ugly people more beautiful and most importantly in Clay Aiken’s case, make a girl look like a butch. The hair weave needs to be burned.

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