Ali isn’t the “Little Lohan” who wants to follow big sister Lindsay into the dog eat dog world of showbusiness.

The thirteen year old girl claiming to be Michael Lohan’s illegitimate daughter has her heart set on becoming a singer, too!

Several major labels have been approached about signing Ashley Kaufmann to a lucrative recording contract, inside sources tell MSNBC’s Courtney Hazlett.

And at least one mole thinks Ashley’s got the chops to outshine both her famous sibs, thank you very much:

“Ashley has more talent than Lindsay or Ali.”

“Ashley’s singing ability just proves that the family talent comes from Michael (Lohan), not Dina Lohan,” says a second spy.

Michael Lohan has talent in singing? Wow. That is breaking news. Either the entire clan of Lohans is fucked up or somebody is fucking up the press.

Nobody, I repeat nobody sings better than LINDSAY. NOBODY. (pun intended. lots of it.)

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In Touch and OK have these photos of supposedly Michael Lohan’s love child with that lady there.

So is the girl really his?

Only time will tell.

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We love Chelsea Handler.

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Michael told OK! Magazine that Lindsay Lohan has a secret sister.

Michael confessed to having sex with some other woman when he was separated from Dina Lohan. The woman contacted Michael years alter to tell him that she has bored his child. Drama!!!

Michael Lohan released the following statement to TV’s Extra, after news broke today, Friday, that he most likely fathered a child while married to Lindsay’s drama momma, Dina:

“I met Christie (mother of bastard child) in 1982 in Houston. In 1995, when I was separated from Dina, she contacted me that she was moving to Long Island. She was going through a divorce at the time. I was with her for a week. Years later, while I was in prison, she contacted to me to say she had a paternity test done that revealed the child’s father was not her husband. She said I was the only other man she had been with. My lawyers are dealing with this. When we find out the truth we will deal with it in the appropriate manner.”

Have fun guys. Go Lohans go!!!!

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Lindsay Lohan has made headlines these past few weeks because she publicly stepped out with her “girlfriend” Samantha Ronson while in Cannes.

Dina Lohan who previously said that Lindsay is not romantically involved with Samantha is now singing another tune.

Dina tells OK! magazine, “If she’s happy, I’m happy. That’s all I’ll say. “

Samantha’s great. I’ve known her and her family for ten years.”

The family is so sluttish and fucked up its not even funny anymore.

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Dina Lohan and Ali Lohan went on yet another show, The View claiming they’re not crazy, they’re just a normal family. I always get such a laugh when I watch these two, but it’s also like a comedy act you’ve seen a hundred times. We’ve heard this before. Blah blah blah. The whole thing is totally scripted. Does anyone believe this crap? So Ridiculous.

Dina pointed out she is a single mom and has four kids. Can you name all four of Dina’s kids?

Lindsay, Ali, Lindsay, Ali.

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May 26, 2008

“Forget everything you’ve ever heard about Dina Lohan. E! takes viewers through the front doors and into the home of this famous mom and manager and her two youngest children to reveal that their lives are not all about the glitz, glamour and partying reported in magazines. Instead, the day-to-day life of the Lohan household is a frenzy of typical domestic activity presided over by Dina. She has already raised one celebrity, and she’s about to do it again. Just Watch, Then Judge.
How fun. Is there a cloning machine in the household or something because these two looks exactly the same.
Either date or they have an ageing machine inside becaue no 15 year old looks like THAT.
Will Lindsay be in the show? She can bring her lezbot bitch and they four can go have an orgy or something.
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WOW we are surprised. We didn’t know she’s lesbian. We didn’t knew all along that her girlfriend is Sam, who is a thirty year old world-renowed Dj. FUCK IT we’re oblivious, totally.


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May 20, 2008

More preview of the upcoming reality show starring Dina Lohan, Dina Lohan and Dina Lohan.

We will never wish to have a mum likehers. Our mum pisses us off once ina while but to have Dina Lohan as your mum, that has got to be the most unfortunate thing that will happen to your life.

In the video she mentioned a phrase, ” There should be boundaries to…” She got it right. Someone should bind her and put her in a room with Amy Winehouse andPete Doherty. That woud be utter bliss.

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