George Clooney kept those six pack abs under wraps this time, but he’s still wonderful Friday Manjoyment enjoying a boat ride around Lake Como with a friend. A male friend. Sarah Larson eat your guts out.

In other Sarah Larson news (She is getting a tad too annoying these days), Sarah Larson visited Christian Audigier’s offices yesterday to talk about a possible modeling job. And of course, she brought the paps with her. Christian gave Sarah some outfits to try on and “model” in.
Here was how she looked like:

There is a rod to describe it. It rhymes with SLUT.

The word is SMUT.

(Image: Pop Sugar, DListed)

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A report says that George Clooney broke up with Sarah Larson after she got a breast lift early last month. The pic above compares Larson in March and then May. A source said:

“George really didn’t want her to get the boob job. She asked George if she could do her recovery at his house and he agreed.”

It seems obvious now that George broke up with Larson, because she was letting the fame go to her head, and he knew then she was only after his money sack. Larson gave herself away when she said:

“She likes her new body so much that she would consider posing for Playboy. Now that she’s famous, she’d never go back to cocktailing.”

But we thought boob jobs were suposed to make you look great and make someone love you more?

(Image: Hollywood Drag)

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She kinda looks like a prettier ladylike version of Jessica Biel up close doesn’t she?

Here is Sarah Larson minus George Clooney at opening of Palms Place Hotel in Vegas last night.

(Image: DListed)

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Check out the new trailer for Burn After Reading, featuring Brad Pitt and the newly single George Clooney.
Plot summer via Wiki: John Malkovich plays Ozzie Cox, a CIA vet who is fired because he is an alcoholic. He takes his revenge by writing some inflammatory memoirs. Cox’s soon-to-be ex-wife Katie (Tilda Swinton) steals the disc containing his memoirs and accidentally leaves it at the gym where it is found by a trainer, Chad Feldheimer (Pitt) and the gym’s owner, Linda Litzke (Frances McDormand). They believe they can use the info to blackmail Cox. Harry Pfarrer (Clooney) is an oversexed, fanatically fit, lactose-intolerant federal marshal who is sleeping with Cox’s wife. He meets Linda via an online dating service and gets entangled in the blackmail scheme, when he stumbles across Chad breaking into his and Katie’s house.
Burn After Reading is due to premiere on August 27 and will open the 2008 Venice Film Festival. The film is the Coen brothers’ first since the Academy Award-winning No Country For Old Men. Watch the trailer below!
(Image/Video: Just Jared, Youtube)
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InTouch is reporting that George Clooney has dumped his call girl of over a year. A friend told the magazine that Sarah has moved out of his Los Angeles home.

A source close to George said, “George is relieved to be single again. He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn’t want to be tied down.”

Georgie’s rep only said, “I can only confirm that we have never commented on George’s personal life.”

Oh we saw it coming.

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Wow. George Clooney has never looked better. Who would imagine that a man who is always hding under suits and shirts has that body beneath him? Brad Pitt shoudl start to worry.

And as for Clint Eastwood, nevermind.

(Image: Just Jared, Pop Sugar)

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“That’s our Sarah!” says the source. “She’s not shy in the slightest. She loves hamming it up and is never embarrassed. That’s the Sarah everyone in Vegas remembers, not the girl dressed in Valentino minding her manners for the cameras with George at the Oscars!”

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March 10, 2008

Reports are speculating that George Clooney and Sarah Larson are already engaged. We give it 6 months. 3 months if she grows fat.

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