PETA IS ON THE QUEEN’S ASS

February 18, 2008

“Music lovers may think of you as a ‘queen,’ but to animal lovers, you are a court jester . . . Why not shed the old-fashioned look that adds pounds to your frame and detracts from your beautiful voice? Please consider donating your furs to the homeless as ‘queen of compassion,’ Mariah Carey, did. You’ll get a tax credit for the donation, and we at PETA will all sing your praises.”

Mariah Carey? Oh yes, dolphin. And above is a letter given to the Queen for wearing fur at the Grammy’s this year.

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QUEEN IS PISSED

February 14, 2008

Apparently Aretha Franklin is pissed with the Grammys on the fact that during Beyonce’s performance with Tina Turner, Beyonce called Tina, The Queen. And Aretha Franklin is known as the Queen Of Soul. Aretha issued this statement to People:

“I am not sure of whose toes I may have stepped on or whose ego I may have bruised between the Grammy writers and Beyonce, however I dismissed it as a cheap shot for controversy. In addition to that, I thank the Grammys and the voting academy for my 20th Grammy and love to Beyonce anyway.”

Power Trip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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DOLLY OH DOLLY

February 13, 2008

Here is the thing, Dolly Parton had to cancel her upcoming U.S. tour last minute due to a serious back ailment.

Here is another thing, you breast should never be bigger than 3/4 of your torso. Geddit? Thank You.

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Just asking. We are used to seeing her like a malnourished thrid world country orphan. And now she has boobs. Here are the two irresponsible parents partying it up at one of the post Grammy parties. Reports are said that this is their fourth visit to the party in the past weekend.
Amazing.
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Grammy Winners!!!!

Oh before anything else, Amy Winehouse got more than one award.
Yes.

It is still possible in America people. They let a pig dance on award shows and they let drunk beehived-head artist win the most prestigious accolades in music. It only happens in America.

Album of the Year: “River: The Joni Letters,” Herbie Hancock.

Record of the Year: “Rehab,” Amy Winehouse.
Song of the Year: “Rehab,” Amy Winehouse (Amy Winehouse).
New Artist: Amy Winehouse.
Producer of the Year, Non-Classical: Mark Ronson.
Pop Vocal Album: “Back to Black,” Amy Winehouse.
Female Pop Vocal Performance: “Rehab,” Amy Winehouse.
Male Pop Vocal Performance: “What Goes Around…Comes Around,” Justin Timberlake.
Pop Performance by a Duo or Group With Vocals: “Makes Me Wonder,” Maroon 5.
Pop Collaboration With Vocals: “Gone Gone Gone (Done Moved On),” Robert Plant & Alison Krauss.
Pop Instrumental Album: “The Mix-Up,” Beastie Boys.
Pop Instrumental Performance: “One Week Last Summer,” Joni Mitchell.
Traditional Pop Vocal Album: “Call Me Irresponsible,” Michael Buble.
Alternative Music Album: “Icky Thump,” The White Stripes.Rock Album: “Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace,” Foo Fighters.Rock Song: “Radio Nowhere,” Bruce Springsteen, songwriter (Bruce Springsteen).
Solo Rock Vocal Performance: “Radio Nowhere,” Bruce Springsteen.
Rock Performance by a Duo or Group With Vocals: “Icky Thump,” The White Stripes.
Hard Rock Performance: “The Pretender,” Foo Fighters.
Metal Performance: “Final Six,” Slayer.
Rock Instrumental Performance: “Once Upon a Time in The West,” Bruce Springsteen.
Rap Album: “Graduation,” Kanye West.
Rap Solo Performance: “Stronger,” Kanye West.
Rap Performance by a Duo or Group: “Southside,” Common, featuring Kanye West.Rap/Sung Collaboration: “Umbrella,” Rihanna Featuring Jay-Z

We left the rest out. Seriously, you really want to know which country record won this year?!

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