The thirty-nine year old actress had the British socialite, and daughter of rock star Rod Stewart, ejected from a John Mayer concert at the Hard Rock Calling in London’s Hyde Park last week. Jennifer became livid when Kimberly began getting a little too cozy with the headliner.

“She has fallen head over heels for John, but she’s scared it will all go wrong again….Another woman stole her man before when Angelina Jolie started dating Brad Pitt – she couldn’t bear it to happen again,” spywitness for the Daily Mail tattle.

INSECURE CUNT.

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Ross, Rachel and Monica could invade a cinema near you sooner than we thought.
“What’s held back a Friends movie so far is that people worried that Jennifer had simply become to famous to play Rachel again….But the truth is that Jennifer is finally willing to do it, and she’d love to work with that whole team of actors and producers again.”
Friends: The Movie may be released in the next eighteen months, a Hollywood insider says.
“The box office success of Sex And The City has really got their wheels spinning about how a Friends film could be just as big, if done right,” a source says in the Wednesday morning edition of the Daily Mail.
“Timing and the script are really important, but now that Courteney and Jen both have production companies, they can potentially get very involved in those decisions.”
JENNIFER ANISTON FAMOUS??? GOSH SHE NEEDS THIS MOVIE THINGY..
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Ok she is freaky. Like I hate needy people. There is such a thing as independence. This clearly shows how desperate she is to actually have a man by her side. She is man crazy. I don’t even think she loves John Mayer. She just needs a man to call her boyfriend, that is how freaky she is. Ok freaky is really a nice way of describing someone stupid like Jennifer Aniston. CRAZY SKANK more like it. Why the fuck would you want to take pictures of your “boyfriend” performing on stage? Bitch you see John Mayer every single day of your fucking boring needy life. Haven’t you heard of the internet? You can get his hve ass face shots over there. God, I pitied all the men that were in one way or another linked up to you Jennifer Aniston. I really hate you. You should trip on your pussy and die one day. Really.

Lots of love,

Tinsel Gurus

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The movie star is prepared to spend major dinero to keep herself looking sensational for new BF John Mayer, who is nine years her junior. Thirty-nine year old Jen is considering undergoing a complete body overhaul to include $100,000 worth of breast implants, liposuction, cellulite treatments, and skin facials, pals tell Star Magazine.

“…Jen wants John to think she’s the sexiest woman alive, and having her breasts done and flattening her trouble spots will help her confidence….She wants Botox injections to help make her eyes look younger, which is going to ser her back almost $2,000,” one spy whispers. “She also wants both collagen and Juvederm, which will probably cost upwards of $5,000. They’re injected into the lips and face to help fill lines and creases.”

Hahahahaha. And since you are at it Jen, turn yourself into a dog.
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CAMERON DIAZ IS ENGAGED

June 28, 2008

Eat that Jennifer Aniston. Less than two months and she has gotten a ring.

WHo cares if it is an engagement ring or not. What matters is that she is getting something from the man that LOVES her.

Jen, pray hard you even get John to bring you breakfast to your bed tomorrow morning. You are lucky if he gives you a punch on your face.

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John Mayer was dating Minka Kelly when he met Jennifer Aniston. He then left Minka Kelly for Jennifer Aniston.

Page Six says he was a gentleman about it, but they don’t explain the technology that was used to control his mind:

John Mayer might have broken Minka Kelly’s heart when he left her for Jennifer Aniston – but he had the decency to call her before the news about them hit the press. A Kelly pal said, “Minka [above] received a call from John prior to the story breaking about his relationship with Jennifer. He apologized to Minka, ‘Sorry, but I’m really in love.’ ” She found that interesting as, “during his relationship with her, John mentioned, ‘I don’t really get this Jennifer Aniston thing.’”

Jennifer Aniston is a witch. Need we say more.
She has an entire collection of voodoo with faces of Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Owen Wilson, Bince Vaugn, Cameron Diaz etc.
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Jennifer Aniston should learn a thing or two from her.

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Johnny and Jenny attended some humanitarian event at STK in Los Angeles last night with Courtney Cox and her husband, David Arquette.

A source told UsWeekly that the two were “canoodling” throughout the night. The source said, “they had their arms around each other. She was rubbing his back and whispering into his ear. They were touching each other non-stop all night.”

Rubbish. The ending to the title is…

…we want to throw bottles at their faces

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The “friend” said, “John is good in bed. Not just good, but sensational. Every girl I know who has slept with John says it was the best sex of their life. I’m not sure what exactly he does in bed, but after girls sleep with him, they’re ruined. They get totally hung up on him and want more! Whatever John’s secret is, he should market it. He could retire from the music industry.”

Maybe he should retire from the music industry. Maybe.

And John was seen outside a clinic in Beverly Hills, California carrying a bag which says “EXPERIMENTAL GROWTH HORMONES 2X DAILY”.

You know he is totally fucking with you. He is an attention whore that is what he is. Why would he be seen carrying the bag with the prescription FACING the papparazzi.

Asshole. Now we can safely say he is a real jerk.

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