Self-proclaimed “Internet challenged” Jessica Biel, aka the future Mrs. Justin Timberlake, has joined the blogosphere via MySpace! Here’s her very first post:

“Okay, so I’m sitting in my trailer between set-ups and I am praying for a surge of inspiration to make my first blogging experience a positive one.

I definitely did not make it onto the debate team in high school so I’m feeling extremely insecure about communicating publicly for the first time via the blogosphere (how about that word for a novice?). I’m still getting the lingo down. I have been “internet challenged” long enough and am thrilled to join the tech revolution! Plus, I only have four friends and am in dire need of more. Just kidding, I have six.

Anyway, not only do I feel cooler being an official blogger, but I’m also realizing that this is a perfect place to share some projects that I’m working on that I’m really excited about. I’m trying on the producer cap with my friend, Michelle, with our production company Iron Ocean Films. We made a thirty minute short last year, called Hole in the Paper Sky about a man’s experience after meeting a dog that changes his life. I think it’s a really evocative, beautiful film, and it has won an award at all four festivals where it has screened. I’ll put up a trailer as soon as I can figure out how to do that:) I hope that animal lovers will be moved by this film as well because it has an animal rights element to it, which I’m a huge advocate for. I’m actually sitting here with my dog, Tina. She’s not really into blogging.

We also have a feature in development with United Artists, called Die A Little based on a book by Meagan Abbott. It’s a noir set in Hollywood during the glamorous 1950’s. I loved the book and I think it has major cinematic potential, but I’m getting a firsthand look at how difficult development is. Hopefully, I won’t be too old by the time we shoot this thing so I can play the main character. Fingers crossed.

Also, considering the state of the world right now, I’ve been discovering some really amazing nonprofit organizations that are giving back to the planet and the people in wonderful and innovative ways. I’m going to try to highlight one that I’m really interested in every month. To find out more information on how to donate, check out MTDN is the business that my family created to provide support for non profits.

Okay, that’s it for now. I’m headed back to set. Hopefully this was a successful first try and I’ll catch ya on the flip side!!”

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June 27, 2008

They just lovetheir bitches don’t they??

Just a few days ago Jessie Biel, sorry, Jessica Biel was seen walking his, sorry, her dog alone.

Now he, sorry, she is back with Justin Timberlake walking their dog into, oh we don’t know, some medical place where they disect the reproductive system of dogs and transplant in to human beings.


We kid. There is no such technology yet. But if there is you know who will be the first in line.

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June 26, 2008

We meant the dog. There is no way Jessica Biel can even be called a bitch. Have you seen her arms.
Whenever Justin Timberlake arm wrestle with her, He always loses and will whine and whine like a fucking retard because that is what he is basically, a retard.
And we don’t care if the dog is a male. Some males can afford to look like bitches. Never Jessica Biel.
Woman by birth but man even before that. Lucky JT. He can go and date a man and nobody says anything about his closet homosexuality. Genius.
(Image: Just Jared)
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June 26, 2008

Justin Timberlake told that he suffers from both OCD and ADD.

Justin said, “I have OCD mixed with ADD. You try living with that. It’s complicated.”

That is like th worst kep secret ever. Dating a man and proclaiming that you are straight. that takes a lot of courage and the attention you get is epic.
Good job JT.
Here is Justin Timberlake leaving Paris yesterday morning wearing those oh so manly dirt boots he gor from Jessica Biel. His life long male partner.
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Wasnt’ Givenchy last ad was Liv Tyler’s . Oh MY GOd! is Justin Timberlake turning all queer endorsing woman perfumes, or is this for male? Gosh we so dumbo..Justin make us all confused. Dating Jesse Beil , we meant Jessica Beil, and now going all queer..Argh we’re gonna have more haters here!!!

We Give Ms LIv Tyler, all the props for the old GIVENCHY AD.

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Jessica Biel wearing boys undies during a shooting of her new movie, Powder Blue.
And Justin Timberlake want to get all diva and prissy when asked about speedos? FISH OFF LOSER.
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Jessica is preparing to live in Justin’s Hollywood Hills home,” an insider says. “They’re both really excited.”
But Biel, 26, is also hanging on to her own digs in Brentwood, Calif.
“Jessica’s giving the house to her parents and brother because she doesn’t want to sell it,” the insider adds.
It’s a big deal for Justin, 27, who has never taken this relationship step before, but the insider insists that he’s ready.
“They’re definitely headed for marriage,” the insider says. “Moving in is just the beginning.”


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Here’s Jessica Biel at a Florida Marlins game this weekend.

We hate to say this but Jessica Biel needs to learn a thing or two from Mariah Carey on how to be a real lady. She is more muscular than Justin Timberlake, her jawline is more prominent than Justin Timberlake, her cock is probably longer than Justin Timberlake. We know that because look at the way she looks at the players playing.

“God, bloody pussies. I can player better than any of you self-proclaimed studs.”

(Image: I Dont Like You In That Way)

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The twenty-seven year old “SexyBack” singer, who has been dating Biel since January 2007, is preparing to propose marriage to the former 7th Heaven actress.

“He is so happy with her. They spent quite a bit of time apart recently when Justin was working with Madonna.That made him certain Jessica was the person he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.” Now Who the hell quote this statement. He spends not much time with Jessica, and he thinks SHE’S THE ONE. BRITNEY PUT YOUR ACT TOGETHER.CRASH THIS WEDDING
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His offer came during an interview on Friday’s episode of “Ellen,” shortly after Degeneres announced that she and de Rossi are planning to wed. It all started when Degeneres and Timberlake were discussing his relationship with his girlfriend, actress Jessica Biel. “We could have a double wedding,” DeGeneres said. “We could do it together.” “I don’t know about all that,” Timberlake responded. “You know, I’ll sing at your wedding.”

DeGeneres immediately took Timberlake up on his offer. She said she and de Rossi would give Timberlake their notebooks, so he can draw inspiration from their words. He suggested that he’d be their Bernie Taupin, referring to Elton John’s co-writer. “
I will put it on music. It’ll be amazing,” Timberlake said. Earlier in the interview, Degeneres couldn’t resist poking a little fun at Timberlake’s sex symbol status. After thumbing through her In Touch magazine, DeGeneres showed a picture of Timberlake and Biel, with a caption calling them “the buffest couple.” “What does she do to work out? I know you work out all the time,” Degeneres asked. “She’s a beast,” Timberlake said as the audience roared with laughter. “I am very happy about it… She’s wonder woman in the gym. She works out with me sometimes and kicks my butt.” “Well, y’all are a cute couple and you look happy,” DeGeneres said. “I am the happiest I have ever been, ” Timberlake said.
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