FUNNY COUPLE

June 27, 2008


They just lovetheir bitches don’t they??

Just a few days ago Jessie Biel, sorry, Jessica Biel was seen walking his, sorry, her dog alone.

Now he, sorry, she is back with Justin Timberlake walking their dog into, oh we don’t know, some medical place where they disect the reproductive system of dogs and transplant in to human beings.

That is HOW BAD JESSICA BIEL WANTS TO BE A LADY.

We kid. There is no such technology yet. But if there is you know who will be the first in line.

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BITCH ON THE STREET

June 26, 2008

We meant the dog. There is no way Jessica Biel can even be called a bitch. Have you seen her arms.
Whenever Justin Timberlake arm wrestle with her, He always loses and will whine and whine like a fucking retard because that is what he is basically, a retard.
And we don’t care if the dog is a male. Some males can afford to look like bitches. Never Jessica Biel.
Woman by birth but man even before that. Lucky JT. He can go and date a man and nobody says anything about his closet homosexuality. Genius.
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WE ALREADY KNOW JUSTIN

June 26, 2008

Justin Timberlake told Collider.com that he suffers from both OCD and ADD.

Justin said, “I have OCD mixed with ADD. You try living with that. It’s complicated.”

That is like th worst kep secret ever. Dating a man and proclaiming that you are straight. that takes a lot of courage and the attention you get is epic.
Good job JT.
Here is Justin Timberlake leaving Paris yesterday morning wearing those oh so manly dirt boots he gor from Jessica Biel. His life long male partner.
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Wasnt’ Givenchy last ad was Liv Tyler’s . Oh MY GOd! is Justin Timberlake turning all queer endorsing woman perfumes, or is this for male? Gosh we so dumbo..Justin make us all confused. Dating Jesse Beil , we meant Jessica Beil, and now going all queer..Argh we’re gonna have more haters here!!!

We Give Ms LIv Tyler, all the props for the old GIVENCHY AD.

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Love Guru is expected to take in a disastrous $14 million in America this weekend, whereas Get Smart is projected to make $40 million.

And this is only predictions. Besides anything with Jessica Alba and Justin Timberlake is going to be a flop. Even Jessica doing a Bollywood dance and Justin in Speedos won’t help.

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Trace Ayala, a longtime friend of Justin Timberlake, told In Touch that Justin parades around naked in front of him all the time. Discussing Justin’s role in The Love Guru, Trace says:

“I see the kid naked all the time, so if he is wearing a Speedo, I’m like ‘Yeah! He actually has clothes on!’”

The gay doesn’t stop there as Trace says they love it when Jessica Biel helps them out on their denim designs.

Oh how fun. The gay parade.

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Jessica Biel wearing boys undies during a shooting of her new movie, Powder Blue.
And Justin Timberlake want to get all diva and prissy when asked about speedos? FISH OFF LOSER.
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THEY NEED JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE BACK….

A source claims : “She has been calling him constantly for support after the passing of her father, and it must be driving [girlfriend] Jessica Biel nuts,” source told OK! Magazine.

Is the source wrong, or Cameron Diaz are lying to us, and Ellen.

[SOURCE:LUSTHUNT]

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YEAH RIGHT!!! AS IF!!!

June 14, 2008

Justin Timberlake’s ‘package’ was digitally altered in new movie ‘The LoveGuru’ – because it was too big.The film’s director, and Justin’s co-star, Mike Myers revealed the’SexyBack’ singer left cast and crew stunned when he stepped on to set in apair of tight Speedo swimming trunks which left nothing to the imagination.

He said: “What is amazing about the Speedo is that they have to do a lot ofspecial effects to reduce the size.

What is the use of having big appendage when your previous girlfriend is a nutcrack and your current one is a man?

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At the TV Land awards this year (to be broadcast this Sunday), a male Justin Timberlake fan shouted out “I love you” while the singer was on stage. Timberlake’s response: “Nothing wrong with a little bromance.”

Yeah, nothig wrong indeed. Infact i is wierd he even considers it as an option be wrong. Look at Jessica Biel, her biceps are bigger than his. Jessica Biel is actually Jessie Biel (Very gay porn kinda name don’t you think so?) by day and Justin Timberlake indeed dig dicks.

But then this video of him acting all uncorfortable when asked about him wearing speedos in The Love Guru kinda repulses us. Why the attitude???

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