Katie Holmes is extending an olive branch to her husband’s ex-wife Nicole Kidman by sending her baby gifts, reports Star.

Katie, 29, shipped eight-months-pregnant Nicole, 41, a deluxe gift basket filled with onesies, stuffed toys, a baby blanket and more from Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills.

“Katie wanted the best of everything in the basket,” the insider says. “It cost over $2,000.”

Only $2000? Katie, Scientologist are known to be rich arses, $2000 for baby gifts are just not enough.

Besides, you think Nicole really wanted those alien gifts?

Was it Tom’s idea?

And you know there are more than just stuff toys in there. There are probably a book on Scientology 101, Barley drinks, a postcard with Suri’s face on it saying, “Hope you have a silent delivery. May aliens bless you. E.T.”

(Image: Google)

View blog reactions

There are a lot of stories in the tabloids this week about how Katie Holmes is once again under her husband Tom Cruise’s thumb or something.

The main one is a cover story in Life & Style that reads “Katie: Tom’s Prisoner Again!” and focuses on the fact that Tom is apartment hunting in NY with Katie ahead of her fall Broadway debut.

She supposedly wanted maintain her own place in NY with visits from her husband and daughter, but Tom insisted on coming and setting up house there, just like when she was on set for Mad Money in Louisiana.

There are also some maybe-true details that show how airless and dark it is in Katie’s gilded cage. They say she is only shuttled between her hotel and rehearsals and that she’s accompanied by a bodyguard at all times who whisks her off in a waiting SUV. She probably has breaks for shopping, though.

Life & Style compares Katie’s well-monitored and controlled life to her statements before she got married. In 2005 she said “New York has so much to offer… I get stir-crazy if I don’t go out… twice a week. I need to feel like I’m part of the world.”

Katie seems like a willing prisoner to me, and if I was working in another city I would want my husband and son to come along too. Damn you, Life & Style, for making me defend that cult spokeswhore couple.

One article that seems to have an element of truth to it is In Touch’s claim that Tom Cruise has a whole fleet of bombproof and bullet proof SUVs. Someone takes his roles as action hero a little too seriously:

The 45-year-old superstar has a fleet of very expensive cars and all of them are equipped with bulletproof windows and are bombproof, too. “It sounds like he’s taken a page out of one of his action movies,” explains an insider. “A-list celebrities know they can’t be too careful. Tom’s vehicles look perfectly normal, but in reality they are more like armored trucks…”

All of Tom’s chauffeurs are professionally trained defensive drivers, says the insider, so they can get him out of traffic problems and protect him from possible trouble. Still, he often prefers to drive his wife, Katie, and his three children himself.

[From In Touch, print edition, June 23, 2008]

In Touch also notes that Cruise has plenty of other vehicles, including “practical everyday cars, classic collectibles and high-powered sports cars like the Porsche 911.” Must be nice. My husband loves Porsches too, but we can’t afford one.

Would you trade your thoughts and free will for a relationship with a man who had nearly unlimited resources? There are plenty of women who would. At least Katie doesn’t have to worry if she’s safe in those giant tricked-out SUVs. She’s got plenty of muscle and steel to keep her safe in her well-accessorized cocoon for years to come.

PEOPLE MUST UNDERSTAND THIS. THIS IS ALL TO HARNESS SURI CRUISE TO BECOME THE GALACTIC QUEEN THAT SHE IS. SHE WILL RULE THE WORLD SO EVERYBODY NEEDS TO OBEY THE RULES.

(Image: Celebitchy)

View blog reactions

You have to either choose a coke head and a horse face.

See? Not as easy as it seems now is it?

The dress belongs to Katie Holmes by the way. It is vey spaceship-sy and alien-y we are sure Tom Cruise gets turned on in a robotic kind of way when he sees Katie wears that.

(Image: The Hollywood Gossip)

View blog reactions

It is an Arthur Miller’s Nightmare.

Katie Holmes will debut on the Great White Way this Fall-as she is all set to take on the role of Ann Deever in the forthcoming Broadway revival of Arthur Miller’s All My Sons. A formal announcement of Katie’s casting in All My Sons is expected in the next ten days.

“Katie is very well suited for the role of Ann,” the show’s producer Eric Falkenstein says. “There is an additional layer of soul to Ann and from the work I’ve seen of Katie, she has always impressed with multi-faceted characters. She would nail it.”

All My Sons will open on Broadway this October.

[IMAGE:GOOGLE]


View blog reactions

Tom: Suri, drink your barley.
Suri: Fuck you. This piss taste like shit. Barley for the past two years. Do i look like a robot to you?
Tom: Suri, we all are.
Katie: I’m a robot…. I”m a robot…. This doll is my god now…. I will pray to this doll…. Tom…. Pray with me….

Tom: So, your mother gave birth to you without any noise…

Suri: Shut the fuck up. YOU ARE NOISY AND ANNOYING!!! I’d rather drink my 87135276235491th gallon of Barley.

Katie: I want to get out…Get out…Get out…

(Image: DListed)

View blog reactions

It is funny since her alie parents have blck hair…We think it is the excessive barley.

Lack of real nutrients make your hair looks wierd.

(Image: Just Jared)

View blog reactions

THIS IS SCARY

May 1, 2008

Star Magazine claims Katie Holmes recently spent 3 days at Gold Base, the Scientology compound in Hemet, CA. An inside source said she went through serious tests and purification sessions. Tommy Girl banished Katie to the compound, because she wanted to go to NYC by herself and star on Broadway.

The source said the boot camp includes, “various tests, confession sessions, tons of reading and physically challenging purification processes. Tom insists that auditing and purification practices are incredibly beneficial to Scientologists at all levels.” One of the auditing sessions reportedly lasts 36 hours with little sleep and food.

Wow.

(Image: DListed)

View blog reactions

ARE THEY FOR REAL???

April 22, 2008

And these two idiot was seen leaving the party wearing sunglasses in the middle of the night. They are taking a retreat from those alien activities so the sunglass is essential in masking their identity.

We will only show one picture because if you see more than one of these wierdos pics, you will be reduced to hiding from aliens that don’t even exist.

And why has Tom Cruise become so fucking unattractive? What evr happened to the old Tom Cruise? He must have sold his beauty to those damn creatures.

(Image: DListed)

View blog reactions

KATIE COPYING VICTORIA ?

April 14, 2008

A source said, “She is very thin largely because she is following Victoria’s strict 900-calories-a-day eating plan. She is copying Victoria’s fad of eating seaweed shakes, frozen grapes and edamame beans. She is tiny.”

Time for a new programme set for Katie, says Tom cruise.

View blog reactions

Katie Holmes is reportedly in negotiations to take to the Broadway stage in a revival of Arthur Miller’s “All My Sons.”

The Daily Mail reports that she’s already agreed to take part in a workshop this May. In the workshop, she will play the part of a woman who visits her former neighbors, the family of a missing pilot she once loved.

Katie told producers that she’s “serious about working in the theater.”

Yeah ok.

View blog reactions