It IS AN UGLY EPIDEMIC

June 27, 2008

HE DIDN’T EVEN BOTHER TO WEAR PROPER SWIMMING TRUNKS OR SHORTS. HE IS WEARING BERMUDAS. NOW WE KNOW IT IS HIS PEROGATIVE BUT IT IS OUR PEROGATIVE ALSO TO COMMENT ON SUCH DISGRACE.

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO KEANU REEVES? THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK HE IS BEING SEEN BEING UGLY AND OH SO UNSEXY.

We sound like Kanye don’t we. Writing in fucking caps. How is that for annoying the hell out of the readers. Haha. Ok ok last time.

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Whatever happened to Keanu Reeves? WHAT HAPPENED?!

Here is Keanu and some bitch frolicking in the French Rivera.

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NEW COUPLE ALERT

May 22, 2008

Star magazine is reporting that 80′s icons Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves are lovin’ it up on the set of their new movie, The Private Lives of Pippa Lee.

The original Wino and Keanu are apparently spending a lot of time in one another’s trailers AND a set source says they hug a lot on the set.

Wow, a kleptomaniac and a fag. Now you will see them stealing poppers and dildos together. Watch Out!!!
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