Nicole Kidman was so overcomedwith emotion when she first saw her unborn baby she burst into tears.

The actress admits the moment she saw the ultrasound capped a magical day for her and husband Keith Urban.

She tells Vogue magazine, “I started crying. I didn’t think I’d get to experience that in my lifetime. To feel life growing with you is something very, very special, and I’m going to embrace that completely. I don’t believe in flittering around the edges of things. You’re either going to walk through life and experience it fully or you’re going to be a voyeur. And I’m not a voyeur.”

The real reason why we think she is crying is because she is thinking to herself:

“Why the hell did I let a gay man fuck me twice in my life. First it was Tom, thank god no babies from that wierdo and now Keith. Damn! I should have used rubber. Damn it. Now the baby is really shaping up in my tummy. Oh god no!!! I can’t handle Keith Urban Jr.!!!!”

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June 9, 2008

When there is tongue involved and the couple happen to be a gay man and an asexual pale being, you know they are just hamming it up for the camera.

For those of you who are oblivious to the gay country singer and the pale being, it is Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman.

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May 20, 2008

Nicole was there with her cock sucking husband Keith Urban at the Country Music Awards in Las Vegas last night.

er bump really is showing and finally she looks like she has stopped bursting Botox inside her face. One more drop of that stuff and she will turn into a mannequin. Or worse, her expressions will be like Katie Holmes.

Scientology relly fucks with your mind. Any religion goes, but Scientology is for the people who think that fucking Aliens is cool. That would practically make every suburban housewife in America a Scientologist.

Why are we talking about fucking aliens? Anyways, here she is also seen with the really hot Carrie Underwood who won Top Female Vocalist two times in a row. This time round, some primadonna didn’t gasp on national television. If there is one country bitch who needs that right now, it is Shania Twain. Post Chace Crawford really does wonders for straight girls. These gay boys have a magical streak.

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April 16, 2008

But where the fuck is the baby bump???

Why does Keith Urban face look fucking gay? (We hate him cos he’s boring)

Does her face move????

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Country music superstars Carrie Underwood and Keith Urban have been sharing the stage together on their “Love, Pain & the Whole Crazy Carnival Ride” tour.

Last night at the 1st Mariner Arena in Baltimore, Maryland, a newly single Carrie strutted the stage in thigh-high black boots and lamented about the lack of romance in her life.
“I don’t know how y’alls’ dating life is, but mine’s not so great,” said the singer, who recently split from Gossip Girl hottie Chace Crawford via text message.

Meanwhile, Keith celebrated his upcoming daddyhood “I’m gonna be a dad soon, and it only took me 40 years!”

Keith and wife Nicole Kidman are expecting their little one in July.

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NO pun intended, she’s pregnant, has alot of botox, barefooted, strolling with her HOT HOT husband.
What else can we say but , SIGH!

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