The name is Matt Creed.

He is a DJ.

That is his day job. His night job is to protect himself from getting bitten by the famous fangs of Kirsten Dunst aka Vampire.

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Kirsten Dunst checked into rehab earlier this year and everybody thought it had something to do with her boozing ways. I mean, the girl likes to drink. Kiki told E!’s Marc Malkin that she went to rehab because she was really, really sad.

She said, “I went there for depression. It was a good six months before I decided to go away. I was struggling, and I had the opportunity to go somewhere and take care of myself. I was fortunate to have the resources to do it. My friends and family thought it was a good idea, too. But I didn’t know where to go. My doctor recommended Cirque Lodge.”

Vampire face went on to say, “Depression is pretty serious and should not be gossiped about.”

She also denied the rumors that she’s dating Ryan Gosling.

We ARE GETTING depression from looking at her. We fear her too much.

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Vanessa Paradis will be the new spokesperson for Miu Miu. Some junkie is out of job.

Get you teeth first. And get beaten to death. Or just banish from our faces.

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April 25, 2008

Even Ryan Gosling is not safe from the fugliness that Kirsten Dunst’s aura has been emitting. We tell you, the fuglyness of vampires are too strong for the mortal world.

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Eyewitness cays that the recovering addict and the hottie actor were seen partying it up at The Box club in NYC on Saturday.
“They were making out publicly,” says one source. “They didn’t try to hide it.”
We purposely put an ugly picture of that vampire (in broad daylight mind you. she can take the sunlight!!!) with her pink hideous looking nipples in tow because we want to show you that she is a little fucker with ugky fucking teeth and no fucking talent to boot. (ok, irrelevant we know but fuckers should just be treated like erm…fuckers).
I mean seriously, with Ryan Gosling?? He was drunk we suppose. Really drunk.
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