Mary-Kate Olsen has earned a new enemy in Hills star Spencer Pratt after The Wackness star called her former high school classmate out on his “bad temper” during appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman on Thursday night. (Video Here)MK told David that Spencer played soccer at her high school where he routinely behaved like an uppity asshat. (Which isn’t that hard to believe.) “He does not have a good temper. He would walk off the field.”

Mary-Kate: He does not have a good temper. He walked out of a few games. He would walk off the field. He was like, ’Me or the coach!’
Dave: Were you friends with the guy at the time?
Mary-Kate: No.
Dave: Because I’m surprised about the soccer. Because looking at the guy, he looks like a guy that has never broken a sweat, I would guess.
Mary-Kate: Oh, my God – that brings up stories! I don’t know if I should talk about it.
Dave: No, c’mon, let’s hear one. Let’s go.
Mary-Kate: [laughs] The Wackness is a great film.
Dave: What I don’t understand is how does a kid that age, and he’s only in his 20s or maybe even your age, how does a kid like that get to be so oily?
Mary-Kate: It’s a mystery to me.
Spencer has come out swinging. The reality personality has instructed Mary-Kate to shut her piehole in a insult-riddled statement to Us Magazine:“I don’t really get why she’d use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one’s going to see. She should probably focus more on not getting dressed in the dark than on me…..I know I’ve made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me on Letterman. I forgive her, though. She’s had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough.”Shut up Spencer. At least she is troll. You’re dating a blonde living on batteries. And at least Mary Kate has real boobs and a real nose.

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Oh no! Pictures of a booze-filled party featuring Mary-Kate Olsen, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden have been leaked online. The photos, originally spotted on, are rumored to be from a recent party celebrating Mary-Kate’s twenty-second birthday June 13th.


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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have reportedly organized separate meetings for theirclothing line so they won’t have to see each other. A source told the New York Post newspaper:

“All meetings for their clothingline, they will not do together. Something happened between them, and theyhaven’t worked it out. It’s been going on for a while.”

Mary-Kate recently revealed she often argues with Ashley, but thinks theirdiffering views help their creativity.

She said:

“We don’t agree all the time. The way we go about business ordesigning or making a decision is that we come at it from two completelydifferent angles that at the end of the day, even when we don’t think we’reagreeing with each other, we are agreeing. We’re just getting there indifferent ways. Unless you’re a twin, you honestly can’t know how closetwins can be.”

Look okay, it is okay if you are going to fight, just don’t unleash your powers and run amok in the streets. We don’t need that. Amy Winehouse is already goot at that kinda shit.

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You’ve heard of health insurance (in hollywood health means part of your body organs) like butt insurance, legs insurance, fingers insurance, boobs insurance, but fashion insurance?

Mary-Kate Olsen recently insured her closet. The mini-mogul is desperate to protect her $2 million wardrobe from theft or a natural disaster, like a fire or earthquake.

“MK has pieces that over $25,000 each,” an Olsen pal tells Star. “She has a vintage Chanel bag that’s worth over $40,000.”

Ok now, why the hell do you need a $40, 000 bag? Do you frame it and keep it in your bathroom or something? Don’t you get scared like carrying those bags around? That amount of money can well afford the education fee of 3 African kids. And you splurge it on a Chanel bag???
Priorities children of the corn. Priorities….
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Not much of a differene now is there?
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are turning 22 on Friday and PETA wants your help in giving them the perfect birthday gift, YOUR HAIR!
On PETA’s website which is devoted to hating on the Olsen twins, it says:
“Mary-Kate and Ashley are old enough now to know that fur doesn’t grow on trees. We hope that on their birthday, they will take a moment to think about the many animals who won’t live to see another birthday thanks to the twins’ abominable taste in clothes.”
“The twins are still sporting as much fur as ever. Since they seem to be in such dire need of extra hair on their bodies, let’s give them some of ours—and send a strong message while we’re at it….Save that hair in a bag and mail it to the twins with a note that says, “Please, use my hair instead of the animals’. Happy Birthday.”
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Someone, no…something got really drunk and went to her car. Opened the door. And fell on her ass. Watch it to believe it.

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Everybody was there. Even those that are not in the movie and those that we do not know of. Freeloaders.
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Hell no!!! Wierdo alert!!! Who the fuck wears a fur headband anyways. Unless of course you’re Mary Kate…

Wait. THIS IS MARY KATE?! Fuck, we swore she looks like erm…erm…a…a…mutated specimen of a nine year old girl.

Here she is at a Children’s Charity event at NYC. Headband needs to go pronto.

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April 7, 2008

Mary Kate Olsen wearing a mask. How fucking creepy is that? They were part of some wedding party and apparently didn’t want to be photographed, so they wore masks. When we say they we meant like there was a group of them wearing it.

We shan’t post the other pictures. It scared the shit out of us. Children of the corn collecting souls from passerbys.

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March 1, 2008

We say NONE. Both look Hideous.

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