Matthew McConaughey and girlfriend Camila Alves are expecting their first child any day now. Naturally, this makes it the perfect time to head on over to Nicaragua, get drunk and grope and hit on girls. Star Magazine writes:

“He was acting like an out-of-control 18-year-old,” claims an eyewitness who was at the bar. “He already seemed to be drunk when he arrived alone, and he only got worse from there on. He was putting the make on every woman in his path, throwing his arms around them and trying to kiss them, and trying to dirty-dance with a few out on the floor. But he was a mess, slurring his words and stumbling around.

“A few minutes after he finally left the bar, someone found him searching through a sewage ditch outside. When they asked him what he was doing, he mumbled, ‘I’ve lost my flip-flops!’”

Matt denies that he was hitting on a bunch of skanks, but admitted that he was drunk, he said, “Absolutely. Nicaragua is a beautiful place, epic waves, the best surfing I have ever been on. And yes, I’m STILL looking for my left flip-flop. So if anyone finds it floating around down there (it has 6:22 stitched into the side), please send it my way. There is a reward.”
Misbehaving when your girlfriend is pregnant is really something that you shouldn’t do. We really hope Camila doesnt slap the living daylights out of him. Oh wait, she probably will.
(Image: DListed, Google)
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SUMMER HAS ARRIVED…

June 17, 2008

When Matthew McConaughey is seen sans his shirt, we know that summer has arrived. The actor is seen here enjoying the beach and a Bud Light in Malibu.

I mean let us not deny it, despite the very fact that he hates wearing deodorant, he is a piece of meat. Jessica Simpson would love him. Jessica Simpson loves meat remember. What you don’t believe us?

Told you so. Cunt will sleep with anybody.

(Image: Just Jared, Socialite’s Life)

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The Daily Mail reports that McConaughey insisted on shooting two ads, one with shirt and one without, to “preserve his modesty” in America:

“‘Matthew didn’t want to be bare-chested on billboards in America, although he doesn’t seem to have a problem stripping off in his films,’ says a source. He insisted on having his shirt on for the ad in the States, and off in the one for Europe and Asia.’”

Here is the video for all you who wish to be titilated by a man who does not wear deodarant at all.

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AWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

(Image: Pop Sugar)

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BAD HAIR DAY

April 19, 2008

Matthew McConaughey on the sets of Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past with a hair piece like THAT. First ws Rachel Bilson and her hideous blonde wig, now him.

It looks unhealthy. Again.

(Image: A Socialite’s Life)

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DIRTY MOSS

April 12, 2008

The dress is gorgeous. Kate Hudson? No. Matthew looks too clean to be real. He looks like a wax figure.

Here they are at London’s premiere of Fool’s Gold.

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Matthew McConaughey might have another reason to keep his shirt off. He has been offered the role of Thomas Magnum in the Magnum P.I. movie. Entertainment Weekly reports that Mattey is reading the script from the dude who wrote Dodgeball and will make a decision.
Magnum P.I. ran from 1980 – 1988 and starred Tom Selleck as a Navy Seal turned detective in Hawaii.
Love Boat Remakes anyone?
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