Ali isn’t the “Little Lohan” who wants to follow big sister Lindsay into the dog eat dog world of showbusiness.

The thirteen year old girl claiming to be Michael Lohan’s illegitimate daughter has her heart set on becoming a singer, too!

Several major labels have been approached about signing Ashley Kaufmann to a lucrative recording contract, inside sources tell MSNBC’s Courtney Hazlett.

And at least one mole thinks Ashley’s got the chops to outshine both her famous sibs, thank you very much:

“Ashley has more talent than Lindsay or Ali.”

“Ashley’s singing ability just proves that the family talent comes from Michael (Lohan), not Dina Lohan,” says a second spy.

Michael Lohan has talent in singing? Wow. That is breaking news. Either the entire clan of Lohans is fucked up or somebody is fucking up the press.

Nobody, I repeat nobody sings better than LINDSAY. NOBODY. (pun intended. lots of it.)

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In Touch and OK have these photos of supposedly Michael Lohan’s love child with that lady there.

So is the girl really his?

Only time will tell.

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We love Chelsea Handler.

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Michael told OK! Magazine that Lindsay Lohan has a secret sister.

Michael confessed to having sex with some other woman when he was separated from Dina Lohan. The woman contacted Michael years alter to tell him that she has bored his child. Drama!!!

Michael Lohan released the following statement to TV’s Extra, after news broke today, Friday, that he most likely fathered a child while married to Lindsay’s drama momma, Dina:

“I met Christie (mother of bastard child) in 1982 in Houston. In 1995, when I was separated from Dina, she contacted me that she was moving to Long Island. She was going through a divorce at the time. I was with her for a week. Years later, while I was in prison, she contacted to me to say she had a paternity test done that revealed the child’s father was not her husband. She said I was the only other man she had been with. My lawyers are dealing with this. When we find out the truth we will deal with it in the appropriate manner.”

Have fun guys. Go Lohans go!!!!

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You’re asking a Ho to look after a Hohan. WTF!!

An onlooker said: “Michael went right up to Kim and Reggie and introducedhimself. He asked them to look after Lindsay out in Los Angeles and keep awatchful eye on her.”Kim and Reggie were very polite and patient with Michael, but were quiteshocked by his request as it was the first time they had met him.”
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