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Nicole Kidman was so overcomedwith emotion when she first saw her unborn baby she burst into tears.

The actress admits the moment she saw the ultrasound capped a magical day for her and husband Keith Urban.

She tells Vogue magazine, “I started crying. I didn’t think I’d get to experience that in my lifetime. To feel life growing with you is something very, very special, and I’m going to embrace that completely. I don’t believe in flittering around the edges of things. You’re either going to walk through life and experience it fully or you’re going to be a voyeur. And I’m not a voyeur.”

The real reason why we think she is crying is because she is thinking to herself:

“Why the hell did I let a gay man fuck me twice in my life. First it was Tom, thank god no babies from that wierdo and now Keith. Damn! I should have used rubber. Damn it. Now the baby is really shaping up in my tummy. Oh god no!!! I can’t handle Keith Urban Jr.!!!!”

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Katie Holmes is extending an olive branch to her husband’s ex-wife Nicole Kidman by sending her baby gifts, reports Star.

Katie, 29, shipped eight-months-pregnant Nicole, 41, a deluxe gift basket filled with onesies, stuffed toys, a baby blanket and more from Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills.

“Katie wanted the best of everything in the basket,” the insider says. “It cost over $2,000.”

Only $2000? Katie, Scientologist are known to be rich arses, $2000 for baby gifts are just not enough.

Besides, you think Nicole really wanted those alien gifts?

Was it Tom’s idea?

And you know there are more than just stuff toys in there. There are probably a book on Scientology 101, Barley drinks, a postcard with Suri’s face on it saying, “Hope you have a silent delivery. May aliens bless you. E.T.”

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June 19, 2008

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June 9, 2008

When there is tongue involved and the couple happen to be a gay man and an asexual pale being, you know they are just hamming it up for the camera.

For those of you who are oblivious to the gay country singer and the pale being, it is Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman.

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the latest ‘outback epic’ film from one of my favorite directors – aussie baz luhrmann (strictly ballroom, romeo + juliet, moulin rouge! – all collectively known as ‘the red curtain trilogy’) it stars fellow aussies nicole kidman and hottie hugh jackman .

australia is an epic and romantic action adventure, set in that country on the explosive brink of world war ii. in it, an english aristocrat (nicole kidman) travels to the faraway continent, where she meets a rough-hewn local (hugh jackman) and reluctantly agrees to join forces with him to save the land she inherited. together, they embark upon a transforming journey across hundreds of miles of the world’s most beautiful yet unforgiving terrain, only to still face the bombing of the city of darwin by the japanese forces that attacked pearl harbor. with his new film, luhrmann is painting on a vast canvas, creating a cinematic experience that brings together romance, drama, adventure and spectacle.
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May 20, 2008

Nicole was there with her cock sucking husband Keith Urban at the Country Music Awards in Las Vegas last night.

er bump really is showing and finally she looks like she has stopped bursting Botox inside her face. One more drop of that stuff and she will turn into a mannequin. Or worse, her expressions will be like Katie Holmes.

Scientology relly fucks with your mind. Any religion goes, but Scientology is for the people who think that fucking Aliens is cool. That would practically make every suburban housewife in America a Scientologist.

Why are we talking about fucking aliens? Anyways, here she is also seen with the really hot Carrie Underwood who won Top Female Vocalist two times in a row. This time round, some primadonna didn’t gasp on national television. If there is one country bitch who needs that right now, it is Shania Twain. Post Chace Crawford really does wonders for straight girls. These gay boys have a magical streak.

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April 24, 2008

A 6-month pregnant Nicole Kidman was at the UN to discuss violence against women as part of her role as a Goodwill Ambassador.

No make-up, no fancy dresses and definitely no gay looking husband by her side. Very pretty. In a corpse-sy kind of way.

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Paris Hilton is planning a spectacular double wedding with Nicole Richie. Showbiz Spy reports that the two want to marry their boyfriends, The Madden Douches, in a double wedding to make millions from all the publicity.

A source said, “Paris is doing it all for attention, as usual. It’s a publicity stunt, just like everything else.”
Like evryone else. we are interested and really looking forward to the wedding. Really.
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April 16, 2008

But where the fuck is the baby bump???

Why does Keith Urban face look fucking gay? (We hate him cos he’s boring)

Does her face move????

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