You know we are on the rampage of showing beautiful women in various state of undress. At least I enjoy it. Oh well.

Orlando Bloom is such a lucky pretty boy. For the first time he must be thinking to himself, oh man, there is actually a woman out there who is more beautiful and prettier than I am. Consider yourself lucky dude.

And whn i say I am on the rampage of posting about beautiful women, people like Avril Lavigne, Aishwarya Rai and Amisha Patel does not apply. Thank you.

So feast yourself to these new pictures of Miranda Kerr on the runway this past weekend.

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Orlando Bloom and his Victoria’s Secret angel Miranda Kerr are smokin’ hot while vacationing together at the Gran Hotel Residencia on the Canary Islands in Spain over the weekend.

Orlando, 31, strutted shirtless in the pool, where he also pulled up his pants to work on the tan on his legs. Miranda, 25, opted for a little topless action to even out her tan.

Yummy.

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Orlando Bloom cuddles up with supermodel girlfriend Miranda Kerr on the dance floor at the third annual Raisa Gorbachev Foundation Party, held at the Stud House, Hampton Court Palace on Saturday in Richmond upon Thames, London, England.

The magic of nipple tape. It does wonders. WONDERS we tell you.

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Who is the most rocking young hollywood couple in Hollywood right now? Between these gorgeous three of course.

There is no way Pete Wentz and Ashlee is going to be in the running because they are shit ass annoying.

John Mayer and his erm, lady, wouldn’t qualify because the lad is old enough to be his great grandmother.

That cunt Rumer Willis is dating anything with a dick so yeah.

And do not get us started with Paris and Benji……..

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WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS HANDSOME COUPLE?
WE SAY FLAWLESS…..

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Any Blind DOG, can see that Orlando is so happily in love with Miranda Ker …..

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Who says he’s dating Jennifer Aniston.
That biatch is crazy…..

He’s not wasting any time to meet miranda ker’s mother.
JENNIFER ANISTON IS DUNZO

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Witnesses told PAGE SIX that the two were recently dining at Eva LongWHORIA’s house of whores, Beso.

The “witness” aka Aniston herself said, “They were sitting very close and she was looking at him like he was her favorite guy in the world.”

We think that JENNIFER REALLY IS IRRITATING, and still cannot accept the fact that her glory days are over. PLEASE, between Miranda ker, a VICTORIA SECRET MODEL to you, is a lose end, so please just SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Miranda, don’t worry. Orlando bloom is just sitting on her FACE

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Lo And Behold

March 29, 2008

Witnesses told Page Six that the two were recently dining at Eva Longoria’s restaurant, Beso.
The “witness” said, “They were sitting very close and she was looking at him like he was her favorite guy in the world.”
That is disgusting! The pairing is bringing tears to our eyes and it is not a good thing either. Ad the fucking world is Orlando Bloomdoing with her? Isn’t he dating the Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr. She is just waaaaaaaaaay better than this dog walking bitch.
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It MUST HAVE BEEN LOVE…

March 23, 2008

HOT COUPLE ALERT, ORLANDO BLOOM AND that victoria secret model, canoodling at a gas station…no where else, but GAS STATION…Coolness!

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