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RAMBO GOES BOLLYWOOD

Sylvester Stallone is going to become the first maor ‘Hollywood’ actor to star in a Bollywood movie.

AND, actor turned California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger will be making an appearance in the flick as well!

The Sly Bollywood movie is called Incredible Love, the story of an Indian stuntman who takes Hollywood by storm looking for love.

Incredible Love will be the first Indian production to be shot at Hollywood’s Universal Studios. It’s budget is set at $22 million – the highest in Bollywood history!

This announcement followed the reports that Indian company Reliance will be a major investor in Steven Speilberg’s $1 billion bid to make Dreamworks studio independent.

Looks like Sly and Arnold won’t be the only Hollywooders rocking the bhangra beats in flicks!

Bollywood films are super fun.

Stallone NEEDS to break out into song and dance!

-Perez Hilton

Oh Perez, you have no idea just how fun Bollywood can get….

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Last Saturday night, Perez Hilton tore himself away from drawing on photos with MS Paint to make an appearance at a Hot Topic at a Los Angeles mall to launch his new clothing line. You know, the one that includes blog flip-flops?

We couldn’t believe such items would actually be made and put up for sale in a real store. But we assumed if a retailer like Hot Topic was investing in the product, people were bound to buy. But then no one showed up to the launch event. And today, this report emerged from an employee of that very Hot Topic:

ONLY 7 people showed up.SEVEN.That’s it.Mario was BEYOND upset texting and DEMENDING the right water,food,ETC he was a rude royal pain in the ass and BEYOND crass… My manager was trying to get people to come in to meet Perez by handing out $5 gift cards NO ONE WANTED TO MEET HIM! …he left around 8:45PM without saying goodbye to anyone & looked like he had been crying like the little bitch he is. We sold a grand total of $6.45 of Perez Hilton items between 6PM – 9PM. My manager has already talked about discounting his ‘line’ !”

Uh-oh. Not a good sign for the Numero Uno Gossip Blogger In The Entire Stratosphere. Not good at all.

(Image: Hot Topic, Jezebel)

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Pete Wentz was caught spending some time with new bf John Mayer at John’s West Hollywood home yesterday. The tattooed lover-friends (is this a new trend?) were peering out the window and John was taking some pictures with a very long lens…oooook.

John wrote a pretty gushy post on his blog about his friend, saying, “You’re one of the best eggs in the music industry, hands down. With as much talent as you have, I’d expect you’d have some eccentric ego, but from what I can tell you seem to have none. (That actually makes you more talented, by way of some crazy cosmic arithmetic.) Every time we get the chance to hang I’m inspired by your creativity.”

Considering that Pete Wentz have showed his goods to all the gay pervs in the world and John Mayer had reportedly (and this is true since Perez did a lie detector test and he passed) had kissed possibly one of the most famous queens around, we have very little to speculate.
In fact we would rather that John Mayer turn gay than be with a witch. The witch being Jennifer Aniston. Witch. Witch. Witch. Hex her somebody!!!
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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt gloriously on the beach walking around asking for papparazzi to snap their pictures. How humble. After which Spencer Pratt was caught reading Perez Hilton. You know they are the kind who Google themselves. Totally.

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Click Here for the cvideo to prove it all!!!

It’s a lie detector test that Perez Hilton took in an attempt to validate his claim that John Mayer “kissed [him] for five minutes” at Stereo New Year’s Eve of 2007 in New York. At the time, Jessica Simpson was dating Mayer and Perez alleges she witnessed the entire incident.

The test was administered by Nick Savastana, the polygraph examiner for The Moment of Truth, in the blogger’s walk-in closet of his apartment and revealed that Hilton was telling the truth when he claimed that he and John kissed that night, using tongue and that the singer initiated the kiss. Additionally, Perez said that Jessica was rubbing John’s crotch during their make-out session.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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