What is the similarities between these three “Performers” who have performed at Glastonbury?

All three are losers.

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Some people should just learn how to shut it.

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If you can decipher what the hell Dopehead is speaking in these two videos we salute you.

It sounds German, Sanskrit and German all mixed together.

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COVERS THIS WEEK

May 27, 2008



It is all about the boys this week.

And they sure look hot.

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We can never say this enough.

Get this two retards away from each other.

Now. They will start to eat live baby mices for lunch.

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We all know when you put two coke heads in a room nothing will happen. Except that god will give up.

But the real question that we have, why is Amy WInehouse talking like a 9 year old retarded girl and what language is Pete Doherty speaking in? C’mon people the whole world speaks Ensglish

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WE SMELL DISASTER

May 15, 2008



Nothing good will come out of this. Unless of course you enjoy seeing two coke heads having sex in public with the boy scrambling to find his own dick thinking he has left it at home and the girl desperately trying to unzip her pants when she is actually wearing her skirt and screaming “Where is the fucking zip?!?!”

Well not exaly a boy and a girl. More likt a dickhead and a cuntface.

Much Better.

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WHAT…..

April 27, 2008

Pete Doherty is spending his time in prison snorting heroin, staring at the walls, dodging the drug dealers that want to beat his ass and reading the Koran. It’s been reported that Doherty has turned to Islam to help him get through his days in the cell.

A source said, “He’s been reading the Koran since he went into segregation. He’s got a lot of Muslim friends and they’ve been on at him for ages to study it. Now he’s on his own he’s got time on his hands to study it. I’m surprised how much it has calmed him down as he was very on edge inside. He definitely seems more chilled. He’s lapping it up and really interested in it. I think it’s helping him in there.”
Okay… Wierd.
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