MATCH MADE IN HELL

June 11, 2008

According to Now Magazine, “American socialite” Phoebe Price is dating Russell Brand. A witness saw the two on a romantic date in Los Angeles last week. The magazine goes on to say that “32-year-old” Phoebe has been trying to get with 32-year-old Russell since he’s arrived in L.A.

Ok three things.

Phoebe Price is no an American Socialite.

Phoeb Price is not 32 years old.

Phoebe price is not even a real woman.

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Phoebe price looking elegant in her $45 dollar rented dress and channeling Miley Cyrus with the peace sign. It should be a cruxifix sign and pressed to her forehead so she will writhe in pain.

Dita Vin Tesse never fails to look flawless. The make up was, the dress, not so much.

Victoria Silvedst is the name. Hell, even we couldn’t find a reason on what to say about her.

Sharon Stone decided to wear slippers to a red carpet event. The dress was borrowed from her ghetto neighbour.

Forget about Clint and his wife. We are obsessed with Brad And Angie. Picture perfect.

The event was the premiere of “Changeling”

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BEST COVER EVER

May 22, 2008

Wait a minute. Is Britney considered to hve one of the best beach bodies???

Nevermind aout that famewhoring cunt Phoebe, Brad yeah, he has always been consistently good now isn’t he? Jennifer Aniston should be on any cover. Sarah Jessica Parker looks creepy with her alien like body. Must be the reason why she is always wearing hideous clothes; to cover her equally hideous body.

But Britney, how is that body considered a best beach body??? She looked like she guzzled an entire crate of beers and 50 packets of cheetos in a span of two minutes.

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Phoebe Price was there….for some reason. And she is wearing the largest flower in the world. But she isn’t the biggest star in the world. The irony.

Woody Allen and his granddaughter. Wife. We meant wife. The white fower in the middle of your two breast has got to go. Ask woody to shove it down his old cranky throat.

Star Jones was to fug the red carpet more.

Penelope Looking chic and simple on the red carpet.

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The lazy and irreverent panda, Po (voiced by Jack Black), must somehow become a kungfu master in order to save the Valley of Peace from a villainous snow leopard, Tai Lung. Set in the legendary world of ancient China, this is the story of Po, our unlikely hero, who enters the rigid world of kungfu and turns it upside down. Po ultimately becomes a hero by learning that if he believes in himself, he can do anything.

Kung Fu Panda will Be shown in Cinemas (singapore) 6th June 2008. Check local timings here.

CAST OF KUNG FU PANDA
PICTURE MOMENT FOR ANGELINA AND JET BLACK
BRAD PITT CAME TO SUPPORT HIS LEADING LADY AND BABY MAMA.

AISHWARYA RAI AND ABHISHEK BACHCHAN CAME TOO SUPPORT.

WITH ANGELINA JOLIE AND BRAD PITT AROUND, EVA LONGORIA WENT ALL OUT TO SHINE WITH HER “SWAN” GOWN.
THIS HO’ NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION

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