India’s top court suspended an arrest warrant Friday against Hollywood star Richard Gere, wanted for allegedly breaking public obscenity laws by kissing Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty at a public AIDS awareness event last year, an attorney said.

“Gere is allowed to come and leave. He can’t be arrested,” said Anil Grover, an attorney for Shetty, after attending the Supreme Court proceedings.

Lesson learnt. Don’t go around kissing Bollywood beauties. Oh wait, you can kiss Rakhi Sawant. She will like it because she is a stinking whore. But be warned, don’t kiss her too hard or the botox will flow out.

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