Salma Hayek needs to fire her make-up artist. Going to a premiere with your eyelashes not glued probably to your eyes is like kissing Pete Doherty in front of Jon Bon Jovi. Err…That metaphor is used to describe a catastrophe. Pardon our English, Growing up using Cambridge English really fucks your mind.

And didn’t she checked the mirror before she went out of her hotel room. Shouldn’t she feel wierd that one of her eyes can blink faster than the other, less heavier than the other? Are latinas born with that deficiency?

Here is Salma Hayek at the Premiere of Indiana Jones yadaa, yadaa, yadaa.

(Image: Just Jared)

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BIG FOOT COMES ALIVE!!!

April 29, 2008



Salma Hayek has to wear fake pubies on her face for some circus movie she’s shooting in New Orleans.
She brought along Her baby Valentina and we must say, her boobs definitely can rival Halle Berry’s.
(Image: DListed)
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