Stifler from American Pie gets asked about why Nick Lachey hates him in some interview and says because he fucked Jessica Simpson. Possibly during the Dukes OF Hazzard days. How fun.

Nick slept with a ho. Jess slept with a douche. Picture perfect. Do we hear NEWLYWEDS 9675167412?

(Video: Drunken Stepfather)

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