TILA TEQUILA IS ANNOYING

June 19, 2008

First of all, who reads KING magazine? Yeah she was featured there, and also by the way, we will spare you the gory pictures. She looks like a smut. Just google SMUT and you will get Tila Tequila’s pictures.

Here is an excerpt of the interview which she is trying to be funny.

She is not.

King: “What about the people who say you’re not really bisexual-that you’re hetero and just pretending for the show? Care to set the record, uh, straight?”

Tila: “They can suck my dick.”

King: “When you were stripping, did you ever have any awkward run-ins with high-school teachers?”

Tila: “I invited my history teacher, who was also the football coach, and I had a big crush on him. I told him that he needed to come visit me and that I wouldn’t tell anybody. He was very tempted, I’m sure, but he never did show up.”

Tila Tequila is ot a star. She has a MySpace account and MTV approached her for a show. By all accounts, she is just lucky. Marinate in the whole fame thing Tila. It will go away and you will be left to harvest the padi fields back in Vietnam.

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For some reason, our horny heroine thinks that she is responsible for the movement to legalize gay marriage. “It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement,” she bragged recently. “Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships]. Then they realized, ‘Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.’ The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal.”

Shut up. If nothing good is going to come out from your pesky Asian mouth, do not say anything at all.

Because of you gay marriage is legalized??? It is like saying because of Clay Aiken, all the staight lads wants to try IVF. THAT, is so not true and the whole world knows it.

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TILA TEQUILA SPEAKS

May 22, 2008

“I wanna do meaningful stuff. After a while you reach your goals and then what? You just prance around like Paris Hilton all day long and feel like you have to find the next scandal to stay big. This lifestyle is fun and I worked hard for it, but I think in the long run, it’s a lot. I just wanna be in love for the rest of my life and move to an island and have kids.”

- Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen (left) tells the new issue of E.W.

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