Nicole Kidman was so overcomedwith emotion when she first saw her unborn baby she burst into tears.

The actress admits the moment she saw the ultrasound capped a magical day for her and husband Keith Urban.

She tells Vogue magazine, “I started crying. I didn’t think I’d get to experience that in my lifetime. To feel life growing with you is something very, very special, and I’m going to embrace that completely. I don’t believe in flittering around the edges of things. You’re either going to walk through life and experience it fully or you’re going to be a voyeur. And I’m not a voyeur.”

The real reason why we think she is crying is because she is thinking to herself:

“Why the hell did I let a gay man fuck me twice in my life. First it was Tom, thank god no babies from that wierdo and now Keith. Damn! I should have used rubber. Damn it. Now the baby is really shaping up in my tummy. Oh god no!!! I can’t handle Keith Urban Jr.!!!!”

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Katie Holmes is extending an olive branch to her husband’s ex-wife Nicole Kidman by sending her baby gifts, reports Star.

Katie, 29, shipped eight-months-pregnant Nicole, 41, a deluxe gift basket filled with onesies, stuffed toys, a baby blanket and more from Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills.

“Katie wanted the best of everything in the basket,” the insider says. “It cost over $2,000.”

Only $2000? Katie, Scientologist are known to be rich arses, $2000 for baby gifts are just not enough.

Besides, you think Nicole really wanted those alien gifts?

Was it Tom’s idea?

And you know there are more than just stuff toys in there. There are probably a book on Scientology 101, Barley drinks, a postcard with Suri’s face on it saying, “Hope you have a silent delivery. May aliens bless you. E.T.”

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There are a lot of stories in the tabloids this week about how Katie Holmes is once again under her husband Tom Cruise’s thumb or something.

The main one is a cover story in Life & Style that reads “Katie: Tom’s Prisoner Again!” and focuses on the fact that Tom is apartment hunting in NY with Katie ahead of her fall Broadway debut.

She supposedly wanted maintain her own place in NY with visits from her husband and daughter, but Tom insisted on coming and setting up house there, just like when she was on set for Mad Money in Louisiana.

There are also some maybe-true details that show how airless and dark it is in Katie’s gilded cage. They say she is only shuttled between her hotel and rehearsals and that she’s accompanied by a bodyguard at all times who whisks her off in a waiting SUV. She probably has breaks for shopping, though.

Life & Style compares Katie’s well-monitored and controlled life to her statements before she got married. In 2005 she said “New York has so much to offer… I get stir-crazy if I don’t go out… twice a week. I need to feel like I’m part of the world.”

Katie seems like a willing prisoner to me, and if I was working in another city I would want my husband and son to come along too. Damn you, Life & Style, for making me defend that cult spokeswhore couple.

One article that seems to have an element of truth to it is In Touch’s claim that Tom Cruise has a whole fleet of bombproof and bullet proof SUVs. Someone takes his roles as action hero a little too seriously:

The 45-year-old superstar has a fleet of very expensive cars and all of them are equipped with bulletproof windows and are bombproof, too. “It sounds like he’s taken a page out of one of his action movies,” explains an insider. “A-list celebrities know they can’t be too careful. Tom’s vehicles look perfectly normal, but in reality they are more like armored trucks…”

All of Tom’s chauffeurs are professionally trained defensive drivers, says the insider, so they can get him out of traffic problems and protect him from possible trouble. Still, he often prefers to drive his wife, Katie, and his three children himself.

[From In Touch, print edition, June 23, 2008]

In Touch also notes that Cruise has plenty of other vehicles, including “practical everyday cars, classic collectibles and high-powered sports cars like the Porsche 911.” Must be nice. My husband loves Porsches too, but we can’t afford one.

Would you trade your thoughts and free will for a relationship with a man who had nearly unlimited resources? There are plenty of women who would. At least Katie doesn’t have to worry if she’s safe in those giant tricked-out SUVs. She’s got plenty of muscle and steel to keep her safe in her well-accessorized cocoon for years to come.

PEOPLE MUST UNDERSTAND THIS. THIS IS ALL TO HARNESS SURI CRUISE TO BECOME THE GALACTIC QUEEN THAT SHE IS. SHE WILL RULE THE WORLD SO EVERYBODY NEEDS TO OBEY THE RULES.

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AOL has named the 15 hottest dads in Hollywood. And of course, Brad Pitt topped the list. Naturally. Here is your top 15:

1. Brad Pitt

2. David Beckham
3. Johnny Depp
4. Will Smith
5. Matt Damon
6. Ryan Phillipe
7. Ben Affleck
8. Joel Madden
9. Seal
10. Patrick Dempsey
11. Barack Obama

12. Gavin Rossdale
13. Tom Cruise
14. Tobey McGuire
14. Mark Consuelos

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You have to either choose a coke head and a horse face.

See? Not as easy as it seems now is it?

The dress belongs to Katie Holmes by the way. It is vey spaceship-sy and alien-y we are sure Tom Cruise gets turned on in a robotic kind of way when he sees Katie wears that.

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Tom: Suri, drink your barley.
Suri: Fuck you. This piss taste like shit. Barley for the past two years. Do i look like a robot to you?
Tom: Suri, we all are.
Katie: I’m a robot…. I”m a robot…. This doll is my god now…. I will pray to this doll…. Tom…. Pray with me….

Tom: So, your mother gave birth to you without any noise…

Suri: Shut the fuck up. YOU ARE NOISY AND ANNOYING!!! I’d rather drink my 87135276235491th gallon of Barley.

Katie: I want to get out…Get out…Get out…

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It is funny since her alie parents have blck hair…We think it is the excessive barley.

Lack of real nutrients make your hair looks wierd.

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THIS IS SCARY

May 1, 2008

Star Magazine claims Katie Holmes recently spent 3 days at Gold Base, the Scientology compound in Hemet, CA. An inside source said she went through serious tests and purification sessions. Tommy Girl banished Katie to the compound, because she wanted to go to NYC by herself and star on Broadway.

The source said the boot camp includes, “various tests, confession sessions, tons of reading and physically challenging purification processes. Tom insists that auditing and purification practices are incredibly beneficial to Scientologists at all levels.” One of the auditing sessions reportedly lasts 36 hours with little sleep and food.

Wow.

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IMAGINE…

May 1, 2008

Cher dated Tom Cruise back in the 80s when she was 39 and he was 23. Cher thinks it could have been a “great big romance” if their schedules didn’t fuck it up.

Cher told Oprah in an interview airing next month that she was “crazy about him.” She went on to say, “He was shy. He said he felt like such a boob in school and nobody talked to him. We went on a date once for dinner in a New York restaurant and the waitress was from his old school. He told me she never talked to him back in school, but now he was recognized he got all her attention.”

The romance went on for several months and ended after Tommy met Mimi Rogers. He went on to marry Mimi.

EEEEEEEUW.

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THE INTERVIEW DID HAPPEN

April 29, 2008

And we couldn’t care less.

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