… Victoria Beckham, doesn’t know what to do with them. We do….

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THE PACKAGE IS NOT REAL

June 28, 2008

Holy Moly drops this little tidbit:

Armani was supposed to release a behind-the-scenes ‘viral’ video of the recent Beckham in his knickers photoshoot, but pulled it at the last minute as someone pointed out that the size of his package was noticeably less in the video than in the Photoshopped pics.

Well, have you seen this video? I haven’t, and you’d think that Armani would want to release it… if this footage were flattering to the subject at hand.

Obviously, Armani digitally enhances Becks’ package to do the following: (1) Encourage massive puddles of drool from straight women and gay men; (2) Foster the false belief that if men wear Armani underwear, their crotch will automagically look just like Becks’ package.

It is okay to look like Becks, don’t sound like him. Thanks you and good evening.

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David Beckham may alter his deal with Pepsi to launch his own brand of bottled water, according to a source at UK tabloid The Mirror:

“David Beckham has had a fantastic relationship with Pepsi – it’s one of the longest running contracts in its history. But after 10 years he feels there are other things he could do. He is a global brand in himself and there is more scope for him to promote his own products. He has an idea for creating a range of healthy products, including water. That’s something PepsiCo might develop with him. David is keen to go down the healthy route to keep in with his sporty image. And Pepsi is desperate to keep him.”

Well, this we think wil surely go out and sell millions. unlike his wife who plans to sell shit at over a thousand bucks and have her not smiling at you when she passes you that “costume”.

Anyway below is a classic Pepsi ad in 2005 featuring the bootylicious Beyonce, the Queen of Booty, Jennifer Lopez and David Beckham himself.

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The former Spice Girl is planning on adding $1,200 gowns to her fashion label.

This September during NY’s Fashion Week, Victoria will unveil her creations.
She promises to use “expensive fabrics and finishes” making the cost of these upscale dresses justifiable.
“It will be something completely different from what I’ve ever done. I’m just putting it together at the moment, but they will be very upscale dresses and likely will start at around $1,200 retail. I’m going to be using very expensive fabrics and finishes, lots of embroideries.”
Who wants to buy Victoria Beckham’s dresses? You have to be brave enough to humiliate yourself in her creations. And wear it in public. And when people ask you, oh that dress is goegeous! (code word for hideous),you tell them, I bought it for $1,200. It better look good. And then you pout and don’t smile for the rest of the week. Utter high fashion.
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Becks will be in San Francisco tonight where he will show off several pictures from the new Emporio Armani panties campaign.

We are sure he i using some help considering that the package looks quite obscenely big for a Mickey Mouse like himself.

And Victoria is seriously lying when she did claim that she is a lucky girl who has a husband who has a…has a…has a…big appendage.

We just think because she is so skinny, a toothpic entering her vag would feel like a tree trunk.

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Two Coreys star Corey Haim has broken his silence on his “secret relationship” with former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham. Who knew Posh once dated the former 80s teen flick heart-throb? Watch Corey spill the beans on Vic in this You Tube videoclip.

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Earlier this year they embarked on an overwhelmingly successful reunion tour before cutting it short for various reasons. But now, the Spice Girls are coming back together to attend their friend/manager Simon Fuller’s wedding.
On Wednesday, Emma Bunton (with boyfriend Jade Jones) and Geri Halliwell were spotted leaving Heathrow International Airport in London, England bound for the USA.

They arrived in San Francisco the following day, sporting sunglasses to help fight off the inevitable jet lag.
Also spotted flying in for the wedding was Melanie Brown, along with her husband. And it’s just a few hours’ drive to San Fran from Victoria Beckham’s swanky mansion.
As for the fifth, Mel C, it seems she had a night of hard partying prior to her transatlantic flight, though it is generally believed that she’ll attend as well.

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MRS. DAVID BECKHAM

May 30, 2008

Marc Jacobs doesn’t like Victoria Beckham. He doesn’t even have to mask it.

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I mean, who isn’t.

Eva Longoria was not her usual self, while cheering for hubby Tony Parker. Maybe she’s so sick and tired of her life, going on to events without her husband. She is jealous of Victoria Beckham, because Beckham is a sports person as well, but he’s always around Victoria as and when he could find the time to be with her.

For Eva, maybe now she knows her only love is MARIO LOPEZ.

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THANK GOD!!!

May 16, 2008

Don’t expect the Spice Girls to reunite for surprise shows or reunion tours. Victoria Beckham has said that she is finished with the music industry. For what it’s worth, I know a lot of people who are going to be upset about that. I heard their Spice Girl concert was AMAZING. The few people I know that attended said they each went to several shows!

“I loved the whole social thing about being back with the girls. It was so much fun. But I am not going to sing anymore – I’ve hung up my mic.”

You better.
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